To bring men together in a brotherhood based upon debauchery and alcohol consumption, with a bond as strong as football itself and as vulgar as profanity. To know no Wimp, no Puss, no Cry, no Puke, but to know men as brothers. To teach that brethren the field over should chug together and contend for supremacy on Thanksgiving Day. To teach, not cowardice, but manliness. To have no indulgence limits within which to consume together for the inebriation of our brothers in the football masquerades of our lives. These were the thoughts and dreams uppermost in the minds of the founders of the Turkey Bowl Organization.

Can you say WOW??  I Can!  The TB12 Mixer was another amazing night of crazy rookie antics, all with the gentle goading of the members, which included Ten Time T-bowlers.  The founders of the Turkey Bowl saluted an impressive crop of ten year veterans by awarding them the new Miller Lite colored  “10-Year Tenure” jackets.  These classic blazers were custom fit and embroidered with the TB logo.  All of the seven members of the prestigious group say Thank You! to the amazing TB Management.  This is a first class organization.

Rookie Hi-Jinks included personal interviews, a talent show, endurance and conditioning chugs,  synchronized chugging in the pool, and rapidly serving beers to the veterans, forcing the keg to spit early.  One rookie not only fetched the replacement beer, but paid for it!  These competitive warriors showed up in real Turkey Bowl style.  Kudos to the new crop, but it is far from over.

This brief overview is the only information that was released, as the entire episode is considered Top Secret.  The rookies performed well overall, making this years coveted “Rookie of the Year” award a tight race.  The game performance will weigh heavily, and the management will decide which puss rookie will mature from a sopping vagina to a full fleged MAN, groomed and nurtured via the uncanny eloquence of the Turkey Bowl.

Now rookies get your fingers out of your asses and finish those costumes – the game is in 8 hours!

Get you a coldy @ TB12

-Belly

Thanksgiving is the only day that you don’t have to take shit from anybody.  Thats how we can get away with this.  Why do our wives, girlfriends, parents, or anyone else embrace the Turkey Bowl antics?  Try pulling that crap on any other day.. especially Christmas. 

The Turkey Bowl mystique is a phenomenal force, forcing usually nagging wives and bitchy girlfriends to put aside their regularly negative attitudes and let us go, off to the game making unique fools ourselves and loving it, all while getting intoxicated.

So let it all out, give it your all and get away with as much as you can on this day, remembering you will pay for it for the next 364.

Get you a coldy and see you @tb12

-Belly

Turkey Bowl Mixer #12 will be at a new location this year.  Belly will host the event at his ultimate bachelor pad,  If you need directions email us info@turkeybowl.tv 

There are all sorts of fun things in store for our new crop of puss rookies.  Sarge will be on hand to keep the wimps in line, and of course there will be all sorts of other fun surprises, which we will be sure to enjoy.  Imbert will be on-hand for his usual hi-jinks and there will be some intimate pool and hottub activity involving these wanna-bee turkey bowlers. 

With all this gayness in sports lately, Lets hope the rookies dont make out with each other like Timmy and Demaryus!!

The Turkey Bowl would like to honor all the members of our military who keep our country free, allowing us to succomb to the unalderated debauchery that transpires each thanksgiving morning.  Our beloved military personnel fight for our rights to dress like idiots, consume way to much alcohol, and act like total morons on a sacred holiday.  So to you, we say Thank You.

We have designated that all members of the US Military are  Honorary Turkey Bowl Members, and Certified Chuggers.  I’m sure all who are awarded this highest of  moniker will stand tall and chug a cold beer and salute  Turkey Bowl!